...suffer from "Stephen King Syndrome." They are way too long, with apparently no end - or editor - in sight. Though, in my case, there IS no editor in sight. I hope you find them enjoyable anyway - and not like a dinner I once had, where afterwards I found myself thinking, "Boy, that was terrible - but I sure got a lot of it!" (apologies to Woody Allen!)

Depending on how you got here, you may have already read "I Don't Feel So Good!" the story of how this adventure all began. If not, start there...